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Date three. I expected a shag: he wanted to marry me.


It's a kind of rule, isn't it? Date one - no touching, date two a peck on the cheek and maybe a quick snog and date three yippeeeeeee!

So what went wrong?

Gert says:

I'm going to ask three questions.

1. After the first date, did he invite you to meet his parents?

2. After meeting his parents, did he invite you to meet his pastor?

3. When you said "let's get to know each other better, did he say "I want to keep our relationship special until after we are married?"

Need I say more?

Bert says:

Sounds dickless to me.

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