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It's been a long time coming - a major bank is subject to criminal prosecution in its home jurisdiction for money laundering.

Or so the hundreds, if not thousands, of headlines say.

But the attention is misplaced because the bank is not charged with money laundering, but - as has happened so often in the past - a money laundering related offence.

"Attention: Nigel Morris-Cotterill

This is an exclusive notification from the District Court of Basel-Stadt (Strafgericht des Kantons Basel-Stadt).
We regret to inform you that your identity has been compromised in an identity theft scheme recently uncovered here in Switzerland."

I am soooooooooooo convinced.

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